Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Recently a relative had a birthday. I asked her for a list of presents she would like. Like most people, reluctant to 'ask' for something she stalled. And stalled. And stalled. I resorted to manipulation by extortion. I told her that was fine, I'll get you something anyway only I'll make certain it's something you won't like, something that poops. I never told what kind of pooper I was planning for her. I hinted around at a number of poopers. I was prepared to show up at her party with a Beta or Goldfish in a lovely little bowl. Thankfully, I didn't have to do that. I never give pets as a gift (I would have taken it home if need be). Finally, she caved! Yes! I'm the winner! Oh, sorry. It's not polite to gloat.

This encounter with a relative taught me something. I'm really no different. To be honest, if you were to ask me right this minute what I wanted every desire, every hoped for item would leave me head at the speed of light. I decided I should really do something about that. Instead of pretending I don't want anything I will proudly proclaim my wish list to the world. Merry Christmas World! Here is my gift to you!

Crazy socks -I wear fun socks all winter long!
Bath beads, bath salts, bubble bath -Nothing helps me
wind down like a hot bath!
Sleepytime Tea from Celestial Seasonings -Mmmmmmm!

Books:

1. The Proper Feeding and Care of Husbands by Laura Schlessinger
2. The Evolution of Morality and Religion by Donald Bloom

Movies:

1. The History of the World: Part 1
2. To Be Or Not To Be
3. Young Frankenstein
4. High Anxiety
5. Silent Movie
6. The Princess Bride
7. Robin Hood: Men In Tights
8. Angel the series; Season 2
9. Angel the series; Season 3
10. Angel the series; Season 4

Gift Certificates to the following:

1. The Herb Bar
2. Celebration
3. Target
4. The Container Store
5. World Market